Jeremy Clarkson
BUY MYFUCKING CAR
Jeremy Clarkson
BUY MYFUCKING CAR
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HOW THIS FUCKING
THING WORKS

Three steps. No suits. No gavels. Just Clarkson, cars, and cold hard cash.

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Step One

THE DROP

Every week, Clarkson picks something extraordinary from his collection. We announce it here. You lose your mind.

Each drop is a single vehicle, hand-selected by the man himself. No filler. No fleet clearances. Just the kind of car that makes grown men weep and accountants panic.

DROP 001
LIVE
1966 Mercedes-Benz 600 Pullman
DROP 001 — CLARKSON COLLECTION
1966 Mercedes-Benz 600
Pullman Landaulet
Estimate
£2.1M – £2.8M
Starting Bid
£1,800,000
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Step Two

THE BID

Set your price. Watch the competition panic. The highest bid when the clock runs out wins.

No phone paddles. No awkward hand-raising in a stuffy room. Just you, your nerve, and a button. Click it before someone richer does.

Try it yourself → Click "BID NOW" on the demo card to see how it works. Go on. It's free. For now.

Current Bid
£2,150,000
47 BIDS • 312 WATCHING
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Days
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14
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Buyer_*** • London £2,150,000 2m ago
Collector_*** • Dubai £2,125,000 8m ago
Petrolhead_*** • Munich £2,100,000 14m ago
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Step Three

THE HANDOVER

Jeremy Clarkson handing over keys

You win? Clarkson personally hands over the keys. Probably with a backhanded compliment about your taste.

The car is delivered, fully insured, with a Certificate of Authenticity signed by the man himself.

Fully insured delivery — door to door, no risk to your future heirloom.
Certificate of Authenticity — signed by Clarkson. Frame it or fold it into your pocket. We don't judge.
Full provenance report — every owner, every scratch, every story. Mostly true.

FREQUENTLY ASKED
QUESTIONS

The ones you're too embarrassed to ask at a real auction.

Yes. Every item is genuinely from Clarkson's personal collection. We couldn't make this up if we tried. Well, we could. But we didn't.
Viewing days are announced with each drop. Or just trust Clarkson. He's never lied about a car. Well, almost never.
You'll be notified instantly. Place a higher bid or drown your sorrows. We recommend a fine single malt for the latter.
Delivery within the UK is included. International shipping is arranged at cost. We'll get it there. In one piece. Probably.
It's a feature, not a flaw. Certificate of Authenticity included. The bullet hole has its own Certificate of Authenticity, actually.

READY TO BUY
SOMETHING RIDICULOUS?

VIEW CURRENT DROP →

Place Your Bid

1966 Mercedes-Benz 600 Pullman Landaulet — DEMO
Current Bid
£2,150,000
Min. next bid
£2,160,000
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Bid must be at least £2,160,000